Dear Hobbit!
Another hobbit told me about you, she thought it was a good idea for me, but perhaps more for you, that i contacted you!
She whispered that you have pie, though she had a hard time to focus on my ear when she whispered, because my hair is very lovely!
A WAVY HAIR
You see, my hair is wavy. Oh yes indeed. Many ladies of the bigger kind in Bree ask me how i get my lovely hair, and i tell them the truth all time! Its all about the cooperation between the belly and the pies. You see, I've noticed that a belly full of pie makes the perfect circulation for the hair to create the lovely waves. A big belly also helps the wavy hair to stand tall! I know alot about wavy hair as you can hear.
IN BREE
Since i came to Bree my reputation is already wide. I'm sure you heard of Fritzwise Merrypie III, by friends I'm called simply, Fritz the Brave. Not many know the story behind my great name nor my great reputation. That is because I'm a very humble hobbit! But of course, if you wish to hear this highly intriguing and interesting story, you can gladly buy me a pie and a ale some day, and i will tell you everything.
I have been in Bree for some time now! When i first entered Bree i got a job for fruitlady Cae. She gave me fruit and let me sleep under her table, while i did nurse her garden in a splendid way!
The secret is not to use to much water, nor use to little water, its very bad if you decide to not use water at all, sometimes some drips of the ale can be fine, but not to many. And you still need the water..in the correct amount. The rest of the ale you should drink yourself since its a exhausting work.
hm..anyway..my hat was stolen from me, and when i found it, it was ripped apart. Fruitlady Cae know what that hat meant to me, since a certain history in my great past is connected to it. She promised to fix it for me, but instead she took it and did never again return the hat. This was of course very sad, very, very sad!
THE LOSS OF A GREAT HAT and PIES
I shall be honest to you nice hobbit! Since i lost my hat, I've myself felt lost! I've been wandering around like i searched for that hat. And i still do. I wonder where it can be...If you see it you must promise to tell me where it is. But its more then a hat, I've noticed a increase amount of hobbits in Bree. And they all have pie, almost, if they haven't eaten it without me, which i find rude!
But perhaps some friends from the Shire would help me to forget some about my lovely hat. When i don't have the hat, all people can see my lovely hair. But sometimes i want to be normal and together with others hobbits, to eat pie, drink ale, eat mushroom, drink ale, and then a pie, and ale, mushroom..then wait for second breakfast.
That little hobbit told me you do things like that. I think i can be your friend. I can eat pie, drink ale, and I'm very friendly and brave.
, your friend
Fritz the Brave
